SEC Chapter 222 My Mother is a Fortune Teller 7
Chapter 222 My Mother is a Fortune Teller 7
Seeing that the Taoist felt humiliated and turned to leave, Lu Yingniang sneered and said with a mocking expression:
"You old Taoist priest with a bull's nose, you do have some self-awareness."
Knowing they lack the ability, they'd better leave early to avoid making a fool of themselves later.
"you-!"
The Taoist priest stopped in his tracks, his eyes narrowed, and he sneered:
“You ignorant village woman, you are so stupid that you don’t even realize it, and you are so shameless.”
Do you really think you can fool the ignorant people again, just like you have before?
Do you know what evil spirit this boy is possessed by? And how should it be dealt with?
Hehe! You didn't know, did you?
Lu Yingniang crossed her arms and said disdainfully:
"I don't care what evil spirit he's possessed, I only know that I can cure him."
Unlike you, old Taoist priest, who only knows how to talk big.
The Taoist priest, enraged, laughed instead.
"Foolish woman, how many methods have you learned, and how many religious tokens have you seen?"
They know nothing and are just spouting nonsense.
"Hmph, this boy is possessed by a female fox from the mountains; there are obvious fox marks on his face and chest."
Special talismans must be placed on the spirit platform and then guided by the orthodox Taoist methods in order to drive away the fox spirit.
You're just an ordinary village woman; you probably haven't even seen a talisman, let alone know how to save someone.
Lu Yingniang was startled, but her face remained impassive:
"You talk a big game, then show us how to do it!"
Could it be that he's all talk and no action, and has no real skills?
"That's right, that's right. They've been here for half a day, all they do is drink and eat meat, they don't do any serious work at all."
Little Xiao sucked on her lollipop and joined her mother in mocking the situation.
As soon as she entered the room, she saw the messy table in the main room where food had been eaten.
Big fish and meat, it smells so good!
Unfortunately, she missed it.
The Taoist priest was so angry that his face turned red.
He knew the woman and the little girl were trying to provoke him, but he didn't want to lose face in front of the villagers.
After all, they had indeed eaten and drunk the food and drink from the host's house.
He gritted his teeth, glared at Lu Yingniang, and said hatefully:
"Alright! Today I'll show you, you ignorant country witch, what true exorcism is."
At this moment, the boy on the hospital bed suddenly sat up, his eyes rolling back.
Suddenly, the corners of her mouth curled up high to both sides, and she let out a strange, female-sounding laugh.
"Hahaha... Hahaha...!"
A boy was making a laugh that was clearly that of a girl; the scene was incredibly bizarre.
The people inside were startled, and Lu Zhuzi screamed and ran outside.
Village Chief Lu was so frightened that he pressed his back against the wall, his voice trembling:
"Daoist... Daoist Master..."
Xiao Xiao was also startled, and almost dropped the lollipop in her mouth.
Lu Yingniang's expression changed drastically, and she quickly picked up her daughter and took several steps back.
I thought to myself, "Oh my god! How unlucky! I've run into someone who's really possessed again!"
This is too scary.
The Taoist was also startled, as he had originally guessed that the female fox would only reveal herself after nightfall.
I didn't expect it to flare up so quickly.
He patted his pocket, quickly took out a talisman, chanted an incantation, and slapped it against the boy's chest.
Unexpectedly, the talisman burst into flames and turned to ashes the moment it touched the boy's body.
The Taoist's pupils contracted, and his previously composed expression cracked. He hurriedly took a few steps back.
Lu Shuanzi suddenly stood up straight on the bed and stood at the foot of the bed.
Then he raised both hands, his forearms hanging forward, and twirled and jumped on the bed, facing everyone.
He still had a big smile on his face, his mouth stretched wide to reveal his white teeth.
In this way, it looks exactly like a fox trying to walk like a human while standing up.
His little eyes widened as he grinned so widely that he seemed unafraid of tearing his mouth apart.
"Auntie, what the hell is this?"
"The Taoist is right, it does resemble a fox spirit from the mountains."
Lu Shuanzi tripped and fell down the mountain, scraping his knee and drawing a few drops of blood. The fox spirit, drawn by his scent, found him.
"Why is she looking for Lu Shuanzi?"
"Uh, infertility, anyway, they've done nothing good."
If left unchecked, Lu Shuanzi will be drained dry in less than two months, well, he'll just die anyway.
Little Xiao listened, confused and pouting in dissatisfaction.
Her aunt tried to brush her off with the excuse that it wasn't suitable for children, but at least she had been a big kid for a few days.
Hmph! It's just a kiss.
Really shameless.
The Taoist priest hurriedly drew the peach wood sword from his back, then bit his finger in pain and smeared the blood on the sword.
He knew how powerful this fox spirit was; it probably had a hundred years of cultivation.
Ordinary demon-suppressing talismans don't work; I just tried one, but it turned to ashes the moment it touched the target.
"Hahaha—!"
Lu Shuanzi let out another strange laugh, as if it were the demonic laughter of Daji, and then jumped off the bed.
With a loud bang, it crashed heavily to the ground, causing dust to fall from the roof beams.
"Shuanzi, my son... Taoist priest, Yingniang, please help! Save my son..."
The village chief's wife, Qin Yufen, couldn't hold back any longer and cried out.
The village chief, pale-faced, nodded repeatedly, urging the two to act quickly with a mixture of anxiety and fear.
The Taoist priest gritted his teeth, knowing that he was the only one who could deal with the fox spirit.
Lu Yingniang, this charlatan and fake sorceress, is no help to him; it's good enough if she doesn't hold him back.
He roared,
"The Heavenly Righteous Law, the Boundless Earth, why don't these demons reveal their true forms? When will they?"
After finishing his drink, he took the peach wood sword and charged towards Lu Shuanzi in one swift step.
Lu Shuanzi chuckled, then nimbly leaped onto a wardrobe taller than a person, his eyes gleaming with cunning as he looked down at the Taoist.
The Taoist priest was taken aback. "Jumped that high?"
Damn, this fox spirit is really skilled.
He pushed off the ground with both feet, leaped up, and slashed with his sword.
Lu Shuanzi transformed his hand into a claw, actually managing to withstand the Taoist's blood-stained peach wood sword.
A hissing sound followed by a cracking sound, and the Taoist priest fell to the ground.
He sat on the ground, holding the half-broken peach wood sword in disbelief, his eyes filled with horror.
Across from him, Lu Shuanzi held up his smoking hands, a pained expression on his face.
He turned his head and stared fiercely at the Taoist priest on the ground, baring his teeth, before lunging forward.
The Taoist rolled eighteen times on the spot to dodge, leaving several deep scratch marks on the ground.
My goodness! When the Taoist priest looked back, he was so frightened that he trembled.
This is definitely not a hundred-year-old fox spirit; it must have at least three hundred years of cultivation.
He couldn't handle this, so he got up and tried to run away.
Upon seeing this, the Lu family members were terrified and turned pale, hiding behind Lu Yingniang.
"Yingniang, hurry up and make a move!"
"That's right! Yingniang, didn't you say you caught a hundred-year-old rat spirit? Hurry up..."
Lu Yingniang was on the verge of tears; what was she supposed to do?
She has never even caught a mouse.
She really wanted to grab her daughter and run outside!
But Qin Yufen clung tightly to her clothes and pushed herself forward forcefully.
This is going to kill me!
She didn't care about reputation anymore; she just wanted to escape, so she grabbed her daughter and ran away as fast as she could.
Didn't you see that even this arrogant old Taoist priest couldn't hold on and was about to run away?
She turned and ran with her daughter in her arms, but her body was held tightly by the Lu family. Then, a dark shadow and a gust of foul-smelling wind rushed towards her.
She was terrified and screamed as she tried to throw her daughter out the door.
Who knew that just as her daughter was about to leave her arms, she suddenly kicked her chest and lunged at Lu Shuanzi, who was raising his claws and charging at her.
Her eyes widened in fury, and she cried out in grief and indignation:
"Little one—!"