Chapter 6
Chapter 6
The world seemed to be quiet at this moment.
Sheng Shi vaguely recalled the broken three views after he slapped a small cockroach the size of a fingernail to death on Tang Zichao on the wedding night, how could he dare to let the old things repeat itself.
He was sweating almost to the soles of his feet, and while everyone was in a daze, he snatched up to Tang Zichao, copied the trophy in Tang Zichao's hand, and just stroked that tiny bomb that could trigger a cosmic explosion at any time along Tang Zichao's path. He stroked his arm down and put it on the ground, tore off his sleeve with lightning speed, and comforted him anxiously: "It's okay, it didn't touch the skin, it's not dirty."
Tang Zichao didn't know whether he was petrified or dumbfounded, he stood there without moving or speaking.
Lu Jun was startled by Shengshi's exaggerated reaction, and joked nonchalantly: "My cousin's cleanliness isn't that serious, Mr. Sheng is too exaggerated. Those who don't know think it's a biochemical weapon."
Tang Zichao finally came back to his senses, but he gave Shengshi a little face and didn't collapse immediately. He looked down at the ground with his bare arm: "Then your trophy?"
It's good that he's not crazy... Sheng Shi let out a long breath.
The trophy was stained with cockroaches, and in Tang Zichao's consciousness, it was probably as good as ruined.Shengshi dare not say that it can still be used after washing. If Tang Zichao thinks that it will "contaminate" his own trophy after washing, he can't tell. Take it again."
【Ha ha. 】
[Sheng Bailian's tone is loud, do you consider yourself a cousin?If you can win an award, it's all judges who are shady. Well, how many times do you think you can be shady? 】
[I just checked, and the outstanding volunteers in T city were voted by the beneficiaries of the city's welfare institutions. It is unlikely that there is a shady scene in the prosperity of the world, right? 】
[Water army crossing the border?Sheng Bailian has a lot of money. 】
【Bah, my cousin didn't earn it! 】
[Look at Sheng Bailian's actions just now, the host is making fun of her even if she didn't hear it! 】
[Same sense host connotation!Those who knew it was my cousin who was obsessed with cleanliness, but those who didn't know thought it was a sulfuric acid bottle.He is the best at licking! 】
[Sheng Lick! 】
【Your focus is wrong!Sheng Lick even tore my cousin's sleeve! ! !Knife.jpg! 】
The live broadcast did not stop because of this little episode, and the netizens were still busy typing to crusade against "Shameless White Lotus", when they saw their cousin squatting down on the screen, carefully observing whether the trophy was damaged.
Sheng Shi pressed it hastily just now, this trophy is also a bit old, it was inevitably scratched when it hit the ground, and there were several small uneven nicks.
Tang Zichao lowered his voice a little: "I'll find someone to fix it, this trophy has a different meaning."
The barrage was so sour, it was also so angry.
Tang Zichao didn't even care about the first Huazhong trophy in his life, but he cared so much about the Prosperous World trophy, why did he care so much about the Pheasant Award trophy?
[Cousin, wake up!Don't you really fall in love with Shengshi? ! 】
[He has played tricks on you! ! ! 】
[What a broken show, I'm so mad, I don't want to watch it! 】
The netizens who were still mocking Shengshi in the last second instantly shifted their gunfire and sprayed their idols with hatred.
Lu Jun has been paying attention to the real-time data, and after listening to the assistant's reminder, she is already happy in her heart.
Early in the morning, the number of real-time viewers in the Shengshi live broadcast room exceeded [-], which was more than the other four live broadcast rooms combined, and it was still soaring. Even though the audience was scolding, the popularity was real.
How can she be sent to assist the broadcast of Prosperous World without two brushes, and lead the topic to the most explosive place at the right time: "Are the two teachers giving out dog food?"
Sheng Shi was taken aback in horror, his heart was scared away by the warmth of Tang Zichao's concern just now, he waved his hands again and again: "Don't get me wrong, my cousin is more... thrifty."
The last two words were improvised by him after swallowing "stingy".
That's right, Tang Zichao's nerves are thicker than a steel pipe. How could he be so delicate that he cared about the first volunteer trophy in his life?
Sheng Shi convinced himself, and took a few minutes off with the staff, using the excuse of taking Tang Zichao back to his room to change, and quickly escaped from the camera.
As soon as the bedroom door was closed, Tang Zichao collapsed.
He said weakly: "Honey, there are cockroaches..."
The perception of the cockroach falling on his arm still remained in his mind, and Tang Zichao's exposed skin developed a dense layer of goosebumps at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Luckily, Sheng Shi is very witty, as Tang Zichao is like, it is a miracle that he can last for 3 minutes.Like comforting a child, he lightly patted Tang Zichao on the back to comfort him: "I haven't encountered this, my dear, take a bath and change clothes, and forget about it after sleeping."
That tone was skillful like an old woman, and Sheng Shi felt sorry for himself when he heard it.
Tang Zichao did not forget, Tang Zichao was still thinking about the trophy: "What about the trophy?"
Sheng Shi thought about his thoughts and said: "Don't be afraid, the cockroaches can't get out of the cover, I'll pack it up and throw it away later."
"No, the trophy cannot be thrown."
"Hey, that's gilded and worthless."
Tang Zichao disagreed, forced a serious expression and said, "I think it's very precious."
Sheng Shi didn't want to continue arguing with him, fearing that Tang Zichao's commotion would startle the people outside, so he immediately compromised: "That's fine, when the time comes, I'll wash it up and put it back."
"It needs to be fixed."
The corner of Sheng Shi's mouth twitched: "...OK, Xiu."
The money from hiring a master repairer could buy several trophies. He really didn't know if Tang Zichao was really stingy or he couldn't settle accounts.
Satisfied, Tang Zichao repeatedly urged Sheng Shi to help him get his clothes.
The Shengshi people went to find clothes for him, but they were very disgusted, and they muttered while searching: "You can't go by yourself?"
Tang Zichao leaned against the wall and said, "My legs are weak."
Prosperity: ...
Okay, the timid one is justified, what can he say?
After taking the clothes, Tang Zichao still didn't move, so he waited for Sheng Shi to change them for him.
Sheng Shi threw a puzzled look.
Tang Zichao pouted: "Hands are also soft."
Sheng Shi was speechless, and resigned to his fate to change it for him.
Halfway through, Tang Zichao suddenly said: "Honey, why don't I go with you, I'm not used to you not being at home."
The program team probably wouldn't reject a movie king who was just eating, right?At worst, he pays for board and lodging?
Sheng Shi gently gave him a chestnut, "I want to eat peaches, I won't be killed by Brother Lu if you show your true colors on variety shows. You stay at home honestly, I will call you Auntie Cleaning."
Are you not used to this?So how did you live without me for the past 28 years?Not afraid of cockroaches.
It is impossible to take Tang Zichao with him. It is a trivial matter for him to discover his original shape, but it is a major matter to keep being tied to himself and destroying the popularity of passers-by.
Although the results of Tang Zichao's original form were similar, they were different.
In the past, he didn't think there was anything wrong with marrying Tang Zichao. In the past two days, he swiped his mobile phone and saw the pre-sale of Tang Zichao's new movie. The loss is not so easy as he said.
That's why Tang Zichao's silly Baitian didn't take himself seriously, he couldn't make progress.
Sheng Shi sighed.
Divorce is inseparable, who knows who will be the next blind date with Tang Zichao, Tang Zichao is so easy to coax, what if he is cheated of money and sex.
In addition to this, it is better for him to harm Tang Zichao as little as possible.
Tang Zichao was wronged for a while, and then he was happy after listening to Sheng Shi coaxing him to play games with him.
"Every day?"
"I try my best."
Tang Zichao was suddenly not as shrewd as Tang Zichao, he shook his head and said, "That won't work, there is a difference between trying to be and being sure."
Sheng Shi sighed again: "Okay, definitely."
He instinctively felt that if he didn't agree, Tang Zichao could really rush to the filming location.
The two agreed to go out, and when Sheng Shi finished cleaning the study, the film crew had packed up and was ready to go.
Sheng Shixin said that it was enough material to shoot, and the business smile returned to his face, and he walked lightly to get his luggage.
Tang Zichao suddenly stabbed him in the back: "By the way, Ashi, I put the things you left behind in the bag, there are many mosquitoes in the village."
Sheng Shi's footsteps paused, he almost couldn't stop laughing, he could guess what he was talking about with his toes, it was nothing more than something he took down specially, he didn't dare to ask a word, bid farewell to Tang Zichao and got into the car as if fleeing.
If he didn't ask, Lu Jun wouldn't let him go. As soon as the car got on the main road, he turned from the front seat and asked with a smile, "What did Teacher Sheng leave behind?"
Shengshi wanted to hide it: "No, it's just a piece of clothing."
Lu Jun became interested and opened her eyes exaggeratedly: "What kind of clothes can also prevent mosquitoes? Teacher Sheng let us learn a lot?"
Sheng Shi wished he could slap himself.
Isn't SIXGOD toilet water fragrant, is mosquito coil not easy to use, why is he so honest? !
He couldn't refuse the program group's request.
The nanny car is very spacious, more than enough for five people to sit in. Shengshi's luggage is not big, and it is placed on the back seat without throwing the trunk. Mr. Sheng's luggage is probably the least in the history of the show."
Just stuffed the toiletries and two sets of clothes, of course light.
Sheng Shi thought, took the bag without love, and unzipped it without love.
The clothes Tang Zichao had stuffed for him were on top, and it was rare that he wrapped a bath towel thoughtfully.
The cameraman immediately turned the camera over.
Sheng Shi took a deep breath, unfolded the towel in front of them, and tried to shake off the clothes inside as expressionlessly as possible.
[Hahahahahahahahaha I forgive my cousin! 】
[Mom, we all misunderstood my cousin, he is the high-level black man in the prosperous age hahahahaha! 】
[Although, hahahahahaha! 】
The barrage was covered by hahahaha.
If you're not driving, the driver who glances in the rearview mirror wants to laugh with the occupants of the car.Even so, he didn't hold back his dry cough.
Sheng Shi had a pajamas in his hand, a pink, furry one-piece pajamas with bunny ears.
Girls are scary.
This dress looks the same as Tang Zichao's Totoro pajamas, but the imitation is not obvious, and there are no other elements mixed in. Who knows how Tang Zichao chose it. Since the day he arrived home, Shengshi has been stuffed at the bottom of the closet. net.
In the end, it was turned out by the fake and stuffed into his luggage.
Sheng Shi heard the laughter one after another in his ears, and felt that the public execution was nothing more than that.
No one would think that Tang Zichao chose it for him, others would only think that it was Sheng Shi's favorite, and Tang Zichao just put it on for him out of kindness.
Suddenly someone said on the live barrage: [Actually, in a sense, Shengshi’s taste is not bad, PRABA’s custom-made pajamas, even if you have money, you may not be able to buy them. 】
[Fuck?real or fake?Sheng Bailian is indeed a prodigal! ! 】
[The case has been solved, my cousin used to be the spokesperson of their family, so I asked my cousin to buy the clothes. 】
[Return my cousin's hard-earned money! ! 】
Seeing that Sheng Shi's expression gradually collapsed, Lu Jun laughed so hard that the branches trembled wildly. After laughing, he patted Sheng Shi's arm: "Okay, okay, Teacher Sheng can put it away, who doesn't have a girlish heart, you are nothing... Hahahahaha I'm sorry, I can't help it, I really have never seen such a girly actor."
The young girl actor sadly put away his pajamas, tried to pretend nothing happened, and silently turned his face out of the window.
It was he who underestimated the destructive power of Tang Zichao.
He will never wear this pajamas!Even if he was bitten to death by a mosquito in his prime and sucked his blood dry!He would never wear a pink bunny one-piece pajamas either!
When he gets off the car, he will find a place to burn it!Anyway, 20 yuan free shipping is not distressed!
The author has something to say: Hahaha the double update is over, continue to update at 0:[-]!
感谢在2020-06-0620:38:20~2020-06-0705:15:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: wait for a rain without panic 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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